The Douglass Report July 2011

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Send arthritis pain packing
With a brand new formula that offers fast pain relief—
exactly when you need it most

I’m sure this will come as no shock to you: I don’t like anyone to tell me what I can and can’t do. I’ve lived enough years on this Earth to be my own boss (and I think I’m doing a darn good job). So when some pain-in-the-you-know-what comes along and tells me I can’t do something, I tell him exactly where he can go.

No, I’m not talking about know-nothing dieticians, or Doogie Houser doctors (although this could apply to them as well).

I’m talking about pain.

Think about how often pain dictates what you can and can’t do. The pain in your back that tells you that you can’t play with your grandkids. The pain in the knee that tells you that you can’t play tennis. The pain in your fingers that tells you that you can’t open that jar.

Enough is enough. It’s time to stop letting pain boss you around. The next time pain tells you that you can’t do something, you can finally tell it where to go.

Because I’ve come across a solution to pain that actually works. It gives you fast relief—right when you need it.

A little dab’ll do ya

I’m sure you remember the 1950s catchy “dab’ll do ya” jingle for Brylcream. (Fair warning: If you start singing the jingle, it’ll be stuck in your head the rest of the day.)

It turns out that the jingle lasted much longer than the product it was promoting. But that won’t be the case with a new arthritis formula just released from Northstar Nutritionals. It’s called ArthriPain Relief, and just like the name sounds, it sends arthritis pain packing.

But this little cream is no one-hit-wonder. I’m no marketing guru, but I think a better name for this formula would have been AnyPain Relief... or maybe AllPain Relief... or how about Pain-be-Gone.

Ok, ok. Those names may not work, but the product certainly does... on arthritis pain, joint pain, muscle pain... you name it.

Just one dab, and you can send just about any pain packing.

The skeptic in you is probably saying, Yeah right. I’ve heard this all before. I don’t blame you. I said the same thing when I first read the bold claims attached to this product.

But when I looked past the bold marketing language—and looked instead at the studies themselves—I was in for a shock.

Because not only did the studies on the key ingredient in ArthriPain Relief show that it could significantly ease pain, they also showed that it could improve strength, endurance, balance, and range of motion to boot.

It’s all because of a specially formulated blend of fatty acids known as CFAs (cetylated fatty acids) the formulators, NorthStar Nutritionals, call Cel-X6. No one knows for sure why CFAs offer such extraordinary pain relief (although it likely has to do with their possible role in decreasing chronic inflammation)—but it’s clear that when it comes to knocking out tough pain, this is one bad boy you want in your corner.

A placebo-controlled trial conducted by the company that put together this pain-pummeling proprietary blend gives us the first glimpse of its possibilities.

More “get-up-and-go” in as little as 30 minutes

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to walk from the living room to the kitchen, grab yourself an iced-cold beer, and head back to your favorite chair—all without worrying about your aching knees in the process?

Is that too much to ask? Not when you’ve got Cel-X6 on your side.

Researchers studied 40 subjects who had osteoarthritis in one or both knees. Each subject was timed to see how long it took to get up from a chair, walk about 10 feet, and then sit back down. They were timed before they began applying the cream to their knees, 30 minutes after they applied the cream, and again after a month of using the cream twice daily.

But it didn’t take 30 days to figure out if the cream was effective or not—just 30 minutes in, the Cel-X6 group saw a marked improvement in their get-up-and-go times.

After 30 days, there was an even greater improvement—showing that Cel-X6...

Does more than provide fast relief—it provides lasting relief

I could stop here, and you’d have enough information to try this pain-blaster out for yourself. But Cel-X6 doesn’t stop at improving get-up-and-go times.

In another study conducted by the manufacturer, 28 subjects with knee, wrist or elbow arthritis used a Cel-X6 and menthol cream twice a day for one week. On average, the wrist and elbow group saw a 42-percent improvement in muscle endurance. Subjects with knee arthritis saw a...

  • 16.5% increase in strength and balance
  • 12% improvement in stair-climbing ability
  • 12% faster up-and-go times

Of course, by now you’re asking what the catch is.

The medicine cabinet smell?

The burning skin?

The oily mess?

No, no, and no. With ArthriPain, there is no catch.

When it comes to creams and lotions, I’ve always said that...

You should be eating greased pigs, not feeling like one

ArthriPain Relief passes with flying colors.

Maybe it’s because of the aloe vera gel (which soothes skin) or the tea tree oil (which reduces skin inflammation). Maybe it’s because of the jojoba, eucalyptus, and menthol (three substances that are thought to boost absorption).

Or maybe it’s the unique way in which all of these handpicked ingredients work together. Whatever the reason, ArthriPain Relief works——and it works fast.

Rub it anywhere it hurts——those creaking elbows, buckling knees, or throbbing elbows——anytime it hurts, and you’ll find that you get fast relief that lasts and lasts.

And if you don’t like it, you get all of your money back, no questions asked.

Not many other companies have the cojones to offer the same kind of 100% money-back guarantee I offer with all of my Real Advantage products. That’s how confident Northstar Nutritionals is that you’ll experience the pain relief you’ve been waiting for.

With just one dab, your joints will be feeling better than they have in years.

Take the “dab’ll do ya challenge” and see if ArthriPain Relief works for you. With solid research to back it up——and a solid money-back guarantee if you don’t like it——it’s a win-win situation.

And for all of you skeptics out there, even though Northstar Nutritionals is owned by the same parent company as my own line of supplements, I don’t get any compensation for recommending their products. I’m telling you about this because it works. Period.

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